S:You wake to the unmistakable sound -- and smell -- of an unwashed dwarf trying to steal food. "OK, OK, you caught me. But only because I let you catch me. I am a great and powerful warrior and, uh, thief. Yeah, that's the ... that's it. I could have just taken everything, and left you with nothing, left you helpless and alone in this hellish pit, but I felt kind of... mellow today. I've decided not to slay you where you stand, or even to leave you to the doting attention of the local monster population.
